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    Have the Zombie's started?

    Okay, we know that Zombie's are in the movies, but have they come to real life? What has the world come to!
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    According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man
    Protecting the sheep from the wolves that want them, their family, their money and full control of our Country!

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    WOW!

    They said it was a "Cocaine Psychosis".......nope, it was bad crack rock and he thought that guys face was a cheeseburger!
    You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

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    This is too horrible to take lightly, and yet, if I don't laugh, it will be even more horrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qrprat77 View Post
    This is too horrible to take lightly, and yet, if I don't laugh, it will be even more horrible.
    Agree, I don't mean to take it lightly. I think it was a horrible tragedy. I feel the same way though, if I don't laugh I will cry.
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    and everyone laughed when they came out with Z max
    aint laughing now all you that wanna keep your faces intact

    This is some crazy stuff
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    The cop should know by now you gotta shoot zombies in the HEAD!

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    No lie, Habibi,
    To quote a certain (fictional) law enforcement officer in Miami:
    "Schumer just got real"
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    (Just for fun, not to be taken seriously, I don't think a zombie hoard is forthcoming)

    So about what half the country is on some sort of meds IIR the statistics correctly. Probably a high percentage more on other types of drugs- i.e, not doc prescribed, prescribed by "Boo Boo da dope man."

    So some weird chemical reaction happens between drugs of both types- legal and illegal- and the body. Thereby inducing zombie like states in the already zombie acting dope fiends.

    The question is, how can someone doped up with prozak get the ambition up to bite, chew and gnaw on someone? Isn't that a lot of work? LOL

    Now I must say, it has to be an absolute coincidence that this happened during "Urban week" festival down that way.

    The only question now is: walkers or runners?
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    This article:
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1085553

    reports it may have been a new strain of LSD that caused the psychosis.
    Stay on the alert for Zombie Hippies!
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    The Officer was a little overzealous with Zombieland rule #2 the Double Tap! Be sure, for sure!

    There have been many "Can't knock 'em down" situations over the years. I remember two officers that shot a hatchet wielding man13 times in the early '80's, he was high on Angel Dust.

    Here is another OMG this can't be real (but is) Zombie story http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2009/05...-eyeballs.html
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