ducks.
I don't know their model... but they look like mr. Aflac... got to be cousins.
and nearly as dramatic.
we've got 2 left... a critter got one...
crazy... always think I should be feeding them..
no matter how much they've eaten..
they know when they are in areas they shouldn't be... I can point and glare... and they will turn and head back to home territory.
but they will stop and turn around to check if I'm still there. if not, they will slowly turn back to forbidden territory. stopping to see if wife or I are watching. smarter than you'd think.

two femaies... mom and daughter...
we used to find eggs scattered. in the pond, or in the yard, or occasionally a nest.
no eggs for months...

we left for a few days and had neighbor feeding while we were gone.
we returned and found two eggs on a concrete floor in a little tiny 4x4 shed.
both females laid 1 egg each on a crazy hard floor.
maybe the local coon hadn't found them yet??

anyway, consider getting a couple or three.
the eggs have huge yokes. tasty.